I lose it every time I see this scene.
I wanna dance! I wanna make love to a woman! I wanna get a checking account!– Buster Bluth, Arrested Development 1x13 (via ariadnes—thread)
Insecurity of the week
I am a lot better at long distance relationships than real ones. The less face to face time the better the chances I’ll like you. At least, the better the chances I won’t want to run away like a coward.
Security of the day(week)
Ima start these again. But I’ll say week instead of day since I’m not consistent. Security of the week: I am faithful like no ones business. I quit a job because I was uncomfortable about a coworker and the way he was hitting on me. Also I told a guy off for trying to discriminate against me for likening a black kid. There is nothing and no one that could make me cheat or doubt the...
reshiraming: do you ever just start reading a comic right to left and wonder why the dialogue isn’t flowing correctly then realize that it’s not a manga you’re reading you dumb weeaboo
If it’s a week before-until like the first 2 days of my period and you get mad at me for being irrational and insecure…. Well that’s just not fair.
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
Me making friends
Do you watch dr who?
BAHAHAHA so I just had to stalk this dudes Facebook page to remember his name…. After talking all day. It just hit that point where is was too late for me to ask.
beeleebay: “I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
thewaroffivequeens: why would you waste a perfectly good plot on male main characters tho
kittening: the two hardest things i ever had to do were learn to say no learn to cut people out of my life who were bad for me
nicolaswindingrefn: luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just “you know i don’t really feel like human tonight. im gonna have a hot pocket.” #whispers hot pocket in jim gaffigan voice You no want dead body. You want: HOT POCKET!
unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
godspeedboomchicken: castielofasgard: I fucking lost it at the foot fetish one and haven’t stopped laughing yet.
notcuddles: magicrobotgeography: btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company And nothing of value was lost
Dear Heart;: Sometimes I get kinda fucked up And I... →
trace-my-scars: Sometimes I get kinda fucked up And I go to this really bad place in my head And I push away the people that care I’m sorry for that Because I know you’re just trying to show me you care about me I just want to protect you from the person I know I can become And maybe its a little fucked up…
Wir warten alle auf Dinge, die...
deutschtaeglich: “We all wait for things that will most likely not happen. But the hope never really leaves us”
Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you...– Ernest Hemingway (via psychedelicsunshine)